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Tap to play — nothing here works on hover alone.
Open a panel first. The games on the right use keyboard controls after you expand them (arrows / space).
Unrelated to the pitch above — scroll fuel only.
Sticky notes (fridge)
Read onlyReminder: the coffee machine is not a personality test.
If it works in staging, rename staging to production.
Meeting could have been a cron job.
Glyph hunt Tap to open · then tap the odd tile Tap to play
Nine tiles. Eight match. Tap the odd one before it judges you.
Invaders Tap to open · ← → space Tap to play
← → move · Space fire · close to stop
Score: 0
Snake Tap to open · arrow keys Tap to play
Arrow keys · eat squares · don’t eat yourself
Length: 3